Garbage in, garbage out: Is Farage in the dumps?

Nigel Farage has resigned his parliamentary seat - and immediately announced he is standing again in the resulting by-election. The reason? A formal parliamentary investigation into a £5 million gift from a cryptocurrency billionaire he never declared, plus a second probe into undisclosed benefits from a convicted fraudster.

Every major party has refused to contest the vote, calling it a vanity stunt. Which means the main challenger to the man who wants to be Prime Minister is Count Binface: a 5,900-year-old intergalactic space warrior from planet Sigma IX, whose policies include capping the price of a Flake 99 at 99p and building at least one affordable house. A national poll has him 12 points ahead of Farage in public preference. He has never kept his deposit. Clacton may be his moment.

We also talk about something harder. The deaths of Nothabo Zandile Tshuma, her daughter Natalie, 15, and Nala, five years old, at their home in Bedfordshire, and the conversation about men’s mental health that our community keeps deferring until it is too late.